Forever nerdy: living my dorky dreams and staying metal

Foreword / by Patton Oswalt

Posehn and Nerdy, the early ears

Posehn and Nerdy, the early years: part deux

Posehn and Nerdy, the early years: 3D

KISS: army of one

Star wars: my obsession with the original trilogy, the unholy trilogy, and second and third chances

Sixth grade: my scholastic high point

Junior high: nerdy and nerdier

1979-1981: the making of a teenage metalhead

High school: the worst two years of my life

Junior and senior year: it got better

1982-1984: the making of a teenage metalhead, part two

Eighteen and no life

Metallica

Horror nerd

Rush: my other obsession

Comedy: my other other obsession

Stand-up: an obsession becomes my life

Girls: tales of a late bloomer

Nerd gets cheerleader

Nerding out

Meeting my heroes

Fuck you, Pandora

My son: the best thing I ever did

Forever nerdy: fifty and beyond

Afterword.