Nobody cares: essays

Introduction

Anxiety, you lying bitch

In case of emergency

I'll read your cards

Near, far, wherever you are

Work, bitch

Failing upwards

Things I have not failed (but quit proudly)

"Why don't you drink?"

It's called fashion, look it up

Just do what I say

Friendship mistakes I have made (so you don't have to)

But, for the record: I am not fun

The least interesting thing

While in the awful

That Guy"

How I learned to stop worrying and love one direction

Icebreakers : A guide to making a real splash at a party

An Anne for all seasons

Burn it down

Get to work

It will never feel this bad again

Howetown glory.