Dogfight at the Pentagon: sergeant dogs, grumpy cats, wallflower wingmen, and other lunacy from The Wall Street Journal's A-Hed column

Play. The endless game of tag ; Update : Tag, he's "it" for another year / Russell Adams ; Wanted : the young and the naked / Douglas Belkin ; Walk the prank / Adam Entous ; The world's biggest liars / Alistair MacDonald ; Hey, bro, that's my little pony! / Vauhini Vara and Ann Zimmerman ; Update : bronies still riding high / Vauhini Vara ; The Hershberger Award's 40-year secret / Rachel Bachman ; Fishy story / Alistair MacDonald and Paul Stone ; Update : Benson's killer identified / Alistair MacDonald ; When online reviews are a joke / Michael M. Phillips

Works. Cupids-for-hire ; Update : wingman meets his match / Jennifer Levitz ; Clawing their way to the top / Katherine Rosman ; Update : Grumpy Cat is top dog at show / Jo Piazza ; Stand-up jobs / Rachel Emma Silverman ; Fur flies ; Update : After the story / Ann Zimmerman ; When mom goes viral ; Update : Mom's fame grows beyond Internet / James R. Hagerty ; The dirt on dirty jokes / Barry Newman ; Dogfight at the Pentagon ; Update ; New mascot takes over / Julian E. Barnes ; On ancient pins and needles / Abigail Pesta ; Bird battle / Michael M. Phillips ; Questions mark over the apostrophes future / Barry Newman

Stuff. Grab your "murses" / Christina Passariello and Ray A. smith ; The infidelity phone / Daisuke Wakabayashi ; Banking on authors' clutter / Barry Newman.